Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3945 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 438
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Dragon Scales Harvested: 389
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Items Found: 4572

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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