Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Gods Slained: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8507

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 163 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Animals Bred: 67 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crops Grown: 9246
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8437 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 344235

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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