LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	134
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8356
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	697	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magic Items Found:	2671	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	632
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	3517
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	6716
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7