LOKAPSOS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Items Found:	3340
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	9892
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crops Grown:	4940
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	641
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	1050
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1615	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Emeralds Found:	7181
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	757	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	8609
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7808	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1