come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Void Armor Forged: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Villages Defended: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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