come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Magic Items Found: 2688
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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