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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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