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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Enchantments Applied: 117 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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