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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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