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Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Animals Bred:	171
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	2891
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	8238
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2444	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	8565
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0