hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ores Mined: 507

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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