hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Zombie Dances: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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