hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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