so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Alien Abductions: 4
New Chunks Explored: 610853 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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