> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LingoFail Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, family expectations, foreign language, Interracial Relationships, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language fluency, language frustration, language learning, language learning challenges, language learning struggles, language practice, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, language tone, LingoFail, Minecraft, Server

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

advanced degrees, assessment results, baseball, block schedule, bouldering, coding, computer science class, discrimination, favoritism, homework load, library, math instruction, Mathcraft, Music, online program, online school, private school, quantitative field, Race, Religion, remote work, room, squares, synchronous online math

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeperLand

CraftyCreeperLand, diversity in India, honest opinion, India, India’s future, India’s impact on the world, Indian Cuisine, indian culture, indian customs, Indian economy, indian history, Indian people, indian politics, Indian society, indian tourism, indian traditions, perceptions of India, stereotypes about India, thoughts on India, travel to India

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	275	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/apoc-legion/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Star Shards Collected:	220	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	6533
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2