Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

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Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
How long has the server been online?	Since 2019.
What is the map size?	10 TB+
Can I join the server’s Discord community?	Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
Is the Nether accessible in the server?	Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5573

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	982
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8859
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8620	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	5147
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!