Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Emeralds Found:	1936
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3100	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CreeperPhobiaCraft

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Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pastoral Drive Jams

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Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

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Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

Server Focus	Role-playing and overarching storyline
Cross-play	Java and Bedrock support
Events	Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
World Generation	Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
Staff Support	Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
Gameplay Experience	Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
Main Storyline	Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

FAQs

1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

2. What is the server focused on?

The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LaughCraft – Dokibird’s Server

#youtube, archives, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass poll, Dokibird, Dokibirds, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, smug, twitch, twitter, VOD

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the smug classic bird edition, where you can laugh, have fun, and maybe even steal some diamonds along the way.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chad Minecraft SMP Legend

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Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GoneRogue Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication, coping with loss, depression, emotional turmoil, estrangement, family, GoneRogue, Grief, hiding feelings, Inheritance, ISOLATION, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, Moving away, new life, Secrets, self-preservation, Server, Siblings, starting over, support system

Are you tired of family drama and betrayal? Do you want to escape the clutches of siblings who sell your dream house without even giving you a chance to buy it back? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from greedy relatives!

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

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Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnbelievableTales Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the craziest things happen! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, build entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to guard their base.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.

Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!

So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OverhypedCraft

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Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	5208	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCriminalNetwork, Criminals., drug dealers, Espionage, Europe, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, Israelis, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Allergy-Free Food Realization Land

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join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!

so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

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Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	Join Discord here

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla in order to improve game balance.

Adjustments include:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Rules are minimal and there to ensure that the game remains fun and safe for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use coordinates on this server?	No, coordinates are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to add a challenge to gameplay.
Are elytra allowed?	No, elytra are disabled on this server.
What happens if I break an end crystal or explode a bed?	Don’t worry, they do no damage to players or structures on this server.
Can I spawn phantoms by not sleeping?	Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.
Is nether roof void damage enabled?	Yes, on this server nether roof void damage is enabled.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	390453

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.