Laser Brain Bandit Server

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Farms Harvested:	855
Buildings Constructed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Endless Night Skies:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	4437
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	81	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	9100	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	1244
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

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hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5181	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	6474	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CaliforniAngelsMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1388	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.