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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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