Laps Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2376	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

authority defiance, consequences, dream scenario, fantasy world, Forbidden, no repercussions, NoConseqRuleBreaker, Rebellion, rule bending, rule breaking, rule breaking adventure, rule breaking desires, rule breaking dreams, rule breaking escapade, rule breaking imagination, rule breaking thrill, rule breaking wishes, rule-breaking fantasies, societal norms, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged killing, atrocities, Conflict, historical, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, legal proceedings, Military, Minecraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, prosecutors, russia, russians, Server, soviet union, War Crimes, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StarshipSkyHigh

aerospace, Booster, elon musk, flight test, innovation, reusable rockets, Rockets, space exploration, space exploration advancements, Space industry, space innovation, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spaceflight, spacex, SpaceX achievements, Starship, Starship booster, StarshipSkyHigh, Technology

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	374076	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blockia Minecraft

Blockia, Community, Creative, Daily, Economy, Events, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Seasons, Server, Survival, Survival Games, System, Unique

Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

1.21, bedrock, bedrock.hdw.dog, Cheating, Discord, Food, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, java, Land Claim, Named, Play, PvP, Random teleport, Resets, stealing, Survival, TOUGH, Water, Website

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PIXEL, pouch, pre-registration, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	884
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	3065

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, comfort movie, endlessly rewatchable, Entertainment, Favorite, film, film buff, go-to film, Movie, movie marathon, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, must see, never gets old, perennial favorite, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, Timeless

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3491	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

advice, CHANGE, CraftyAdvice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inspiration, learning, Life, life lessons, mindset, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

air travel, Aviation, banned items, Bans, Blasts, communication devices, hezbollah, Hezbollah members, HezbollahCraft, iran, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, Planes, regulations, restrictions, Safety, SECURITY, Talkies, Targeting, Terrorism, travel, walkie, walkie-talkies

yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	1254	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Half Year Kids Land

age, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Communication, Development, early childhood, growth, half year, Kids, Land, Life, Milestones, parenting, percent, preschool, silly, substantial, Toddler, under $5, year

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2677	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	179
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

animal studies, anxiety, behavior regulation, Brain, brain function, brain protein, brain science, depressive behaviors, female behavior, female mice, Fun, mental health, mood disorders, motivation, motivation regulation, Mouse, neuroscience, protein discovery, research, Rewards, rodent research, scientific discovery

so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6302	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MatangaMC

Anarchy, Bedrock compatibility, Discord, Factions, Ffa, Gens, halloween event, Kingdoms, Mega Gens, Pacific kingdom, PvP, raider, Survival

Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1