LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	460935

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	4744	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1963	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5664	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	7080	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

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Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.