Modded Semi-Vanilla SMP. Slimefun, silk-touch spawners and more. Looking to have a good community. Server is new, permissions may be wrong and stuff. Report any bugs to a staff member.
staff wanted. NOT looking for staff hunters.
Here you will find a thrilling survival gameplay experience with a friendly economy tuned for fairness in our server. We are grindy/farming based and simply land claim survival. Our brand theme is a hysterical space-medieval with mystery. Use /warp shop to work your way up the economy leaderboard or thrash the PvP monuments with your friends. It is what you make of it here and you can find other various unique beauties in our palace. The snail lords are coming – bring your talents alive and find what’s notable about your creativity! We are simplistic and boast a number of plugin enhancements. We’re version 1.20 with premier Spawn builds.
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue made entirely out of… you guessed it, cum and cock tributes! And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server and experience the thrill of generating your own music while you play. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft DJ and drop some sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Who needs Spotify when you have our server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a local model who will be strutting their stuff in the virtual world. You can even challenge them to a fashion show showdown and see who has the best pixelated outfit. It’s like America’s Next Top Model meets Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground club where players can gather to listen to exclusive samples of unreleased songs. Who knew Minecraft could be so hip and trendy?
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We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server. Players caught doing so will be banned.
How can I make allies on the server?
You can use our Discord server to communicate with other players and form alliances. Building trust and working together is key to forming strong alliances.
Can I betray and conquer other players’ bases?
Yes, in our anarchy server, players are free to betray and conquer other players’ bases. However, keep in mind that actions may have consequences and retaliation from other players.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the KMT would be scratching their heads. Why join us? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of Korean nationalists who were actually secret agents for a group of ninja pandas. And guess what? They left behind a treasure map that leads to a secret stash of diamond blocks! So if you want to uncover hidden treasures, battle ninja pandas, and build the most epic base in all of Minecraft, then join us now! And remember, we don’t owe Taiwan anything, except maybe a thank you for giving us the inspiration for this insane server!
Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!
The server has an economy, administration, ffa arena, pvp arena, etc. 2 modes: griefer, anarchy. For pvp in the FFA arena, go to griefer and register /ffa, on anarchy there are meteorites, airdrops, bosses and so on. (Stable online during rush hour 25-70)
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.
Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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