Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

    /ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Farms Harvested: 907
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/implycraft-gf-eviction-edition/">Bedrock Fantasy Realm</a>

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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