Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

Anime, Black, Black lagoon, CalArts style, Friendly, great place, gunslinger, humor, lagoon, Lagoon Company, meme humor, Minecraft, Modern Setting, Morals, New Concept, Piracy, present day, Reboot, redrawn, Revy, Roanapur, Server, Shooting, Tomboy

Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Crops Grown:	4428

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	985318

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

alleged, Blasphemous post, blasphemy, Busters, celebration, CraftyCopsPK, cybercrime, Doctor, freedom of speech, human rights violation, Islam, Justice, killing, law enforcement, online hate speech, Pakistan, Police, protest, public outrage, religious extremism, religious intolerance, social media

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7786	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!