Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

Anime, Black, Black lagoon, CalArts style, Friendly, great place, gunslinger, humor, lagoon, Lagoon Company, meme humor, Minecraft, Modern Setting, Morals, New Concept, Piracy, present day, Reboot, redrawn, Revy, Roanapur, Server, Shooting, Tomboy

Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5135	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Farms Harvested:	560
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	8458	Animals Bred:	62
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4885	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	985	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8862	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	5464	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3665
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.