so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Crops Grown: 2013 Enchantments Applied: 234
Epic Quests Completed: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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