Ladies of Blocks and Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6255

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	456038
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	606437
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HateHypeFoodCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5139	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyChopsticks

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

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so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3