Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	704	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

challenge, Character building, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, difficult skill, growth, hard work, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill acquisition., Skillz2Thrillz, smp, trial and error

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Automotive Industry, Chinese, Competition, decision, Economy, ElecCraft, electric vehicles, EU, european union, EUTariffFree, export, germany, GERMLAND, global trade, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market, opposition, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, Voting

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ancient Rock Microbe Mine

2 billion years old, Ancient, Ancient discovery, ancient life, ancient rock, discovery, earth’s history, geology, groundbreaking discovery, living organisms, Microbe, Microbes, microbial evolution, microbial fossils, microbial life, microbial research, microbiology, oldest example, researchers, Rock, rock formation, Science, scientific breakthrough

Yo, imagine you join dis Minecraft server and you find living microbes in a 2-billion-year-old rock! Like, what even?! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. Join us and uncover the mysteries of ancient life while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s rock this server together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4641

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Iperios: Where we fight over blocks and pretend it’s important. Whitelist only!

Active support, beginner kit, blocks, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Enchants, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Fight, Government, Griefprevention, important, income, Iperios, Laws, Plugins, PRETEND, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, spawner, Starter Kit, Whitelist

Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Read the message in #info-new-players for ip and starter information.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions given by the staff. You will be able to establish your own form of government, laws, and ranks within your nation.

What are Geopolitical resources in the game?

Geopolitical resources are resources that can be conquered in-game, providing income for the expansion and development of your nation. These resources are essential for gaining geopolitical power and conquering new territories.

What plugins are available on the server?

The server features several plugins including Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide additional features for players.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the discord and request a whitelist. The server IP and starter information can be found in the #info-new-players channel. Once whitelisted, a staff member will guide you and provide a beginner kit to get started.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th Anniversary Theme Song, Character Teaser, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen Web Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now for a chance to forge your own name like Xilonen, the Name Forging Master!

We’ve got more updates than a villager’s trade menu! Check out our latest version 5.1 trailer, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn.” It’s hotter than a blaze in a desert temple! And don’t miss our 4th Anniversary Theme Song, “Passing Memories” by Faouzia. It’ll make you feel all the feels, just like when you accidentally hit a wolf in the woods.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Xilonen Web Event, “Urgent Orders,” where you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombies to save the villagers. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery.” It’s crazier than a creeper party at a TNT factory!

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. They’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches that will leave you breathless. And with our weapon banner, featuring the Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning, you’ll be slicing through mobs like a hot knife through butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use our redeemable codes for Primogems and other epic loot! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider! See you in the game, and may your diamonds be forever shiny!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

challenge, Cole, Cole Palmer, Competition, Development, england, English, football, International, left, LEFT BACK, Manager, Minecraft, Palmer, Play, player, Position, Potential, prospect, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, TRANSFER SECTOR, Young Talent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Items Found:	4457	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

aggravating actions, anger inducing activities, angering behavior, annoying behavior, causing displeasure, causing frustration, controversial actions, controversial choices, enraging behavior, frustrating behavior, inciting anger, inciting controversy, infuriating actions, irritating behavior, offending others, provoking outrage, provoking reactions, smp, stirring up trouble, upsetting actions, upsetting behavior, UpsettingPeopleMC

Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	8871
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5