Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Holy Grails Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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