Laboon’s Lagoon: Dumb Decisions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	6761
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	688	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7699
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6830	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4785
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	311
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5444	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	496
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1387
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2