Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 8738 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
Mines Excavated: 4289 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 399 New Chunks Explored: 498697
    Alien Abductions: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Animals Bred: 107
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8731 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magic Items Found: 1013
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 6811
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Chimeras Created: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Potions Brewed: 128 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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