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/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

Alter Ego Kingprotea, Archetype Inception, Avenger Xu Fu, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, Current Pick Ups, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich, Lancer Karna, Lancer Percival, Login Bonus, Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign, Minecraft, Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri, Mysterious Agent C.I.E.L, Ordeal Call III, Passionlip, PU summon, smp, Stargazer’s Teapots, STONE, Stoner, utility links

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cosmalverse

Bosses, crafting recipes, custom spells, Custom world, Dungeons, Leveling system, PvE, Roleplay, Some related tags that are not part of the Cosmalverse Minecraft server could be: MMORPG, Survival, Unique Biomes, Unique Mobs

Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Potions Brewed:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7547

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	288
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	6026	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	2502	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10