come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Zombie Dances: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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