come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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