yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ores Mined: 5461
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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