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CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2090
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Potions Brewed:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	360
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2