yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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