yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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