Are you tired of being the only one left out of the cool kids’ Minecraft server parties? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you want to be the life of the blocky party! We have a strict “no boring players allowed” policy, so if you’re not bringing the fun, you better start practicing your jokes and dance moves ASAP.
Join us and become the talk of the server with your epic building skills and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or have a secret alliance with a pack of wolves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement).
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who appreciate your unique brand of chaos, then come on down to our server and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 999, depending on your blocky calendar). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player, in which case, you might want to look elsewhere).
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy llama named Lola who loves to game just as much as you do! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lola and conquer the virtual world together.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways of stealth and agility. Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and clucking them into oblivion!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to face the pandas and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for Lola’s llama drama along the way.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, if you’re not careful)!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly (literally, we’ve glued wings on them) and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to behold).
Need a break from building? No problem! Our server has mini-games so intense, they’ll make your fingers cramp from excitement. From parkour courses that make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you questioning your will to live, we’ve got it all.
But be quick about it, because our lobbies have a tendency to self-destruct if too many players join at once (it’s a safety feature, we swear). So post those friend codes, recommend your favorite games, and get ready to have the time of your life (or possibly lose it, depending on how intense things get) on our server!
Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.
Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?
Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
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End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding
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No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray
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5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff
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Optional Proximity Chat
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How to Apply
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!
https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM
FAQ
Q: Is there a world border on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.
Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?
A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.
Q: Is there a build team on the server?
A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.
Q: Are there frequent events on the server?
A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and causes chaos like never before.
Imagine building your dream castle with Petra Gurin while Elira Pendora pranks unsuspecting players. Or teaming up with Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin to take on epic quests in the land of OBSYDIA.
But wait, there’s more! Join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou battle it out in epic PvP matches. Or head over to Luxiem where Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
And don’t forget ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 show off their building skills in the most extravagant ways possible.
But that’s not all! XSOLEIL is where D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion host the craziest parties and events you’ve ever experienced.
And if you’re feeling daring, head over to Krisis where Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT will lead you on the most thrilling adventures you’ve ever been on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s make this the most epic Minecraft server in history!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
The best German OneBlock network comes to light here
The server not only offers you the rare OneBlock game mode but also Survival and PvP.
We are currently still in a BETA PHASE so join today to improve the server with us
I would be very happy if you could come and visit us
You can also vote for our network to get an in-game reward :>
Miner Metro is a Towny server with lots to do. With hundreds of quests and many unique features and mechanics, you’ll never find yourself bored.Unlike the average server, we are not pay-to-win — the best crate key is only obtainable through crafting and many of the perks on the store benefit everybody.Never-before-seen custom enchants will allow you to become even more powerful than vanilla. These completely unique enchants are completely custom-coded cannot be found on any other server.With PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, chunk hoppers, compressors, item pipes, auctions, custom crafting recipes, towny, xp bottling, quests, elevators, custom enchants, alcoholic drinks, permanent potion effects, disguises, jobs, mcMMO, biome finders, ArtMap, armor stand editor, chest shops, a webmap, item filters, and more, you won’t be bored for very long.What are you waiting for? Come join us!
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