yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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