yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Endless Night Skies: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
Chimeras Created: 2 Ores Mined: 4265
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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