yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY