Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bridge Builders

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yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8214	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

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Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Who is welcome on the server?	Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
What mods are included in the server?	The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4018

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8906
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyProposalPlan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBustersFamLove

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Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

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Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.