Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UK Independence Day Supplier

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4513
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Attention Troons Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6307
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4444	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

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Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCash50mil

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What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3278
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Bridge Builders

#psychoeducation, adverse childhood experiences, blocky, Bridge.., Builders, childhood trauma, comorbidity, difficult-to-treat depression, early-life trauma, evidence-based practice, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health research., mental illness, pharmacotherapy, Psychiatry, Psychotherapy, resilience, scoping review, Therapy, Trauma recovery, trauma-informed care, Treatment

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

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Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Who is welcome on the server?	Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
What mods are included in the server?	The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, all might, Anime, deku, Hero, hero society, Horikoshi, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, New one shot, Powers, Protagonist, QUIRKS, School, Server, SHONEN, Superheroes, Training, Villains, weekly shonen jump

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Potions Brewed:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3280

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyProposalPlan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	184	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!