KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

action, Adventure, Character development, Drama, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming Community, HIGH, Housewife, immersive world, Japanese culture, Join, Kino, KinoCraft, lols, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, open world, perfect, perfect housewife, relationships, Sequel, Server, shenhua, shenmue, shenmue 3, traffic, Twist, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

XmasBlockParty

avoiding confrontation, awkward situations, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, dating drama, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, friendship fallout, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Honesty and trust, mental health, peace and quiet, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sibling conflict, XmasBlockParty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6368	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Potions Brewed:	153	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	7168	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	205
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	343

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3882
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	617362
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8604
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	6754
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	452	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!