Kinnymc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	717

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Votes:	495
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	New Chunks Explored:	715821
Enchantments Applied:	139	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	419
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	1303	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	1837
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9155
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Votes:	9193	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ores Mined:	9018	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1