Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dimension Hops: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TasteMC

    TasteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Keytan

    Keytan

    Welcome to Keytan, the Minecraft server that has it all!

    Join our community and discover a world full of exciting adventures and unlimited opportunities. With our protection system, you can build your most impressive creations without worrying about attacks from other players. Be part of a clan and fight epic battles against other clans together with your companions. In addition, our economy system will allow you to earn and spend money in the virtual market, where you will find everything you need to prosper. But that’s not all in Keytan, we also offer unique events that will keep you hooked and entertained.

    Don’t miss the opportunity to join us and live an unforgettable experience at Keytan, we are waiting for you!

    We support Minecraft clients for both Java and Bedrock!

    Java IP: mc.keytan.net Bedrock IP: mc.keytan.net:19132 Discord: http://discord.keytan.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 281

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!
    Simply <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/tlg/">Vanilla Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Farms Harvested: 929
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 132 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2275 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 921665
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 2674

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1986 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2450
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Ores Mined: 1807
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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