KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4539
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	2483

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	333
Players Killed by Monsters:	4161	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	77
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.