come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Mines Excavated: 4875 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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