KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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